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vvierd:

so i am doing volunteering at this kids holiday programme and i was talking to this 4 year old boy and i was like “if you could be ANYTHING in the world when you grow up what would you be??” and he paused for ages and looked me straight in the eye and said in the most serious voice

“butter.”

wow kid, come to the internet

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November 2nd, 9pm

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vaspim:

3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways

(Source: vaspim3, via most-awkward-moments)

October 25th, 8pm

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